Left Indent Leaks Results of Upcoming Vice Presidential Debate

Since John McCain's PR crew are probably already hard at work writing their review of this Thursday's throw-down between Biden and Palin, I thought I'd do likewise and write my review a bit early as well. Foresight is, after all, 20/20:

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McCain spokesman, Tucker Bounds, was visibly shaken when republican vice presidential hopeful Sarah Palin spilled water on the notepad computer stealthily concealed below the ledge of her podium. The computer, squirreled out of sight of debate moderator Glenn Eiffel, was to provide the Alaskan governor with a lifeline to better informed advisers in the wings. They hadn't counted on Palin using the computer as a coaster, and subsequently spilling the contents onto the keyboard. Without the benefit of input from her handlers, the political parvenu and one-time almost Miss Alaska was left to fend for herself. She was as defenseless, intellectually, as a moose being stalked by hunters in a helicopter “sporting” high powered rifles.

When the dust settled, the spin began. A lachrymal Mr. Bounds cited the debate as "a victory for all women, and for all Americans who hunger for a change from the Bush-Obama doctrine, and a foreign policy that has crippled our nation’s ability to achieve success in God’s mission in Iraq."

The liberal media were not as forgiving, often referring to Palin as a parrot because of her tendency to repeat the same phrases over and over and over again. "In the end," said Joe Biden, "the American voter will have to decide who is better qualified to be president in the event they are called upon to do so: I'm a senior senator who has served in public office longer than John McCain," said the confident fist son of Pennsylvania. "I've never done time in prison, like John. And I'm a long-time member and current chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee. Who are you going to pick, me or the hockey mom whose daughter can't keep her pants on?"

A Fox poll of undecided and clearly unbiased voters voted nine to one that experience in politics and knowledge of the issues would only serve as a detriment to the next commander-in-chief-in-waiting.

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